tetris

a seemingly satisfying game until you play it for a total of 2 years without realizing

"you wanna play tetris bro"

"are you kidding me? play that and you'll never get out"

by impasta is sus September 10, 2021

tetris

An addicting game made by the gods of Russia. Makes my head hurt, but the music's great.

Oh no.. I think I'm addicted to playing tetris!

by SHREK_SEXC February 03, 2021

Tetris

That one game that either you are fucking amazing at, or you have absolutely no fucking idea how to play. Consists of a bunch of blocks that you put in a straight line without a hole somewhere to get a match. One of the blocks looks like a fucking dick.

Hey Justin, wanna play Tetris?
Sorry, Brandon, I have no idea how to play Tetris.

by Mr.Bear21 January 21, 2020

Tetris

A secret code word for sex.

He doesn't have enough time for work since he is at home playing Tetris all day.

by FIDLEF December 06, 2018

Tetris

Verb; Used to describe organizing things very well, or when everything fits into a space perfectly.

“I managed to Tetris all of the boxes into the car so they fit”
“Thank you, I was trying to Tetris it all in there earlier and failed at doing so”

by Gringle August 06, 2022

tetris

1)chiaki’s killer 😭2)an arcade game

tetris is the killer of chiaki nanami, Ultimate Gamer

by Kazuichi souda kinnie February 02, 2021

Umbrella tetris

The activity in which you are carrying an umbrella and walking with or towards others who have umbrellas and you attempt to pass each other without your umbrellas hitting each other by moving the umbrellas so that there is room between them all.

"We were playing umbrella tetris all the way to work with those guys."

by Z... September 13, 2011