Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 19, 2013

Testicular Dementia

When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.

While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.

by PaxRAT September 25, 2010

Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.

I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 20, 2023

testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.

It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).

by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 3, 2021

Testicular Integrity

Having "a pair"

"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"

by Honeybadger1975 October 28, 2017

Testicular Cancer

Having cancer in your testicles

Jim: I love testicular cancer, it makes them so big!
Katy: Take a look at Jim's testicles, does he have testicular cancer or something? they are massive!!

by sexy mf milf dilf March 3, 2022

Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo August 29, 2015