Fuck Me Tender 

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.

I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!

Fuck Me Tender by CJ Banks August 20, 2007

load tender 

204 - Motor Carrier Load Tender
This transaction set is sent to carriers to offer (tender) a shipment to a full load (truckload) motor carrier including detailed scheduling, equipment requirements, commodities, and shipping instructions pertinent to a load tender
or

Excrement on a bed sheet given to a parent by a child

Mommy I took off my diaper and went # 2, here is my sheet. I am tendering you my load, this is the load tender.

load tender by dover the pooper October 22, 2009

Tiny Tender

A very very small penis

Ew he has some tiny tenders

Tiny Tender by iiGoldenstorm May 18, 2018

Legal Tender

The name for a young lady or man who has become of the legal age to have sex. The phrase is in reference to the tenderness of their buttocks.

Did you see that little lass, I wonder if she is legal tender?

Legal Tender by Robert the Hairy December 16, 2011

Fender Tender 

When you play guitar for an extended period, causing your fingers to become extremely sore.

Man, after playing guitar at church last Sunday, I was Fender Tender for the rest of the week!

Fender Tender by Shades127 August 30, 2010

chicken tender 

a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.

check out that chicken tender. she's fucking fine but fuck her and you'll get time!

chicken tender by andy sanchez October 7, 2004

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch 

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch by Turf A January 12, 2023