genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayze.

Khleo and his girl left early to do the "GENITAL TANGO"

by Kitty LMonroe October 16, 2020

Voicemail Tango

When you call someone and start leaving a voicemail, only to have them call you while leaving the message, possibly going to your voicemail, and you are both dancing the (brrum pum pum) voicemail tango !

"Did you reach Sue last night ? "
"No, I tried but we just did the voicemail tango until my battery died"
"Sux dude"

by Chicago Grooves November 28, 2012

Parking Tango

As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st

I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango

by ewanders1 September 1, 2011

devils tango

Tango made by the devil himself.

i tried devils tango today!it tasted wicked!

by iamtheone234 August 5, 2023

angels tango

not the devils tango.

person 1: i got ur parents creating u on camera
person 2: they would never do the urban dictionary they did the angels tango cus they’re angels😇😇😇😇

by diediedie01010 October 1, 2021

Alan Tango

A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.

Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.

"I've lost my galleon, who could've done this?"
"must have been the work of a certain Alan Tango"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Chinese Tango

When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.

My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?

by Rosie python March 11, 2022