The Tactical Spoon

During sex, a spoon is inserted into the females ass and twisted back and forth as if trying to open a broken door knob.
"I was eating yogurt next to my girlfriend and she got ptsd from when I gave her the tactical spoon"
by Mister. Phister March 09, 2022
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scrub tactic

A scrub like move in which people, usually in the gaming demographic, use cheap and/or easy way to defeat or finish something.
That Clash Royal layer used a scrub tactic to beat me!
by The game pro February 21, 2017
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Tactical Flush

Tactical Flush is a technique that helps prevent clogging of a toilet when one has an extraordinary bowel movement. To utilize this technique one must simply flush the toilet as they are releasing the poop. When doing so, the toilet does not give the poop a chance to settle and immediately sucks it away.
Damn dude, it's a good thing I'm not a cunt and did a tactical flush or your toilet woulda been destroyed.
by Teknikal October 23, 2017
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Fart Tactics

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.
DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”
by Yakyelder October 28, 2020
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tactical barbie

1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.
Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"
by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014
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Tactical chundy

The act of making ones self vomit to slow the process of alcohal intoxication
Lucas was hella lit at the party but was feeling sick, he went to the bathroom to preform a tactical chundy
by ImpairedSeaFlap September 24, 2018
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tactical loss

When a team loses on purpose for an overall benefit long term.

Aims to set the team up as the underdogs so in the future other teams will think they can easily beat them. Once the other teams are too cocky it will be easier to beat them.
geelong have had three tactical losses in a row this season so they are still going to win the premiership because people will underestimate them.
by Upthecats April 07, 2023
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