tactical barbie

1. An individual that always has to look their best no matter their environment and surroundings.
2. An extremely metrosexual male in a combat zone.

Dude1 "That man is such a tactical barbie. Just because he wears tight pants and pointy shoes doesn't mean he can't rock a gun!"
Dude2 "I know right!?"

by Nom de Guerre January 23, 2014

Tactical gay

Someone who acts gay to get girls attention

Alex is proper tactical gay

by Jefferey_j January 27, 2014

Tactical Dan

A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.

Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

Tactical Furry

A sexual act involving wearing a fursuit and engaging in gunplay.

Sarah: Did you hear what Jimmy and Tina did?
Jonathan:Yeah, they did the Tactical furry.

by Toxoant November 23, 2020

Fart Tactics

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.

DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”

by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Tactical Dip

The act of doing a Tactical Dip, is that of dipping out of a "relationshit" so hard & abruptly, that its considered a tactical combat maneuver.

"Kevin took a Tactical Dip out of that relationship with Karen."

by Sprinkles91 October 20, 2020

Tactical Flush

Tactical Flush is a technique that helps prevent clogging of a toilet when one has an extraordinary bowel movement. To utilize this technique one must simply flush the toilet as they are releasing the poop. When doing so, the toilet does not give the poop a chance to settle and immediately sucks it away.

Damn dude, it's a good thing I'm not a cunt and did a tactical flush or your toilet woulda been destroyed.

by Teknikal October 23, 2017