keita tachibana

Keita Tachibana is 1/3 of the popular Japanese boyband w-inds. Born 16/18/85, he is most known for his good looks and amazing vocal range. Keita recently debuted solo with a song named Michisirube of which he wrote the lyrics himself. His passions include playing piano & guitar, soccer, singing, eating meat and working out. Keita has said he dislikes slutty girls who wear clothes that reveal all, speed dating and untidiness.

"...and Keita Tachibana was looking all gorgeous and oozing smex at the concert"

by Mrs Tachibana September 22, 2008

Fishtown Taco

Taking a deuce in a snatch hole while diddling with a U-lock

those girls had a fourpack of fishtown tacos with their PBR and half-bats

by Pirate Phil September 15, 2010

whole taco

The act of licking a the entire females crack from the top of her ass, underneath and up to the top of her vagina.

Dude that chick is so hot I would lick her whole taco!

by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 12, 2016

tuna fish taco

(Noun) Refers to a female's groin region, especially between the labia, often in conjunction with oral sex (cunnilingus). Can imply the area needs cleaning.

1. Marcie's boyfriend ate her out so much, her friends said his favorite food was tuna fish taco.

2. Janet's pussy smelled awful but Linda ate her out anyway. Linda was proud she soldered through Janet's tuna fish taco.

3. The pussy stank was like a week old tuna fish taco.

by The Gourmet May 12, 2014

Stuffing the Taco

Another term for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to female masturbation.

Morgan was stuffing the taco while watching Chris Evans in Avengers.

by Mike Ooch October 28, 2022

oppo taco

a phrase used by Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Broadcaster Victor Rojas, whenever an Angel hits a home run to the opposite side of the ball park.

Maicer Izturis goes OPPO TACO off the foul pole in Kansas City to make it a 3-0 Angels Lead

by katierose June 7, 2010

Lost Taco Vendor

A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.

He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.

"Did you see Lost Taco Vendor's last tweet?"
"Man, who is that guy?!"

by Science-is-sexy December 18, 2012