Tragically White

Extremely nerdy, not at all cool, practically a Canadian, totally void of any soul.

While flipping channels I saw the worst song and dance movie from the forties. It was Tragically White. Pat Boone White.

by hamezz February 14, 2012

Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023

tragic

1. regrettably serious
2. unpleasant

When our car crashed, it was a tragic experience!

by Alicia August 2, 2003

tragic

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

Tragical

Very heartbreaking and fantastically tragic

"The old arrangement of my room is very tragical."

by SarahBearaLOLZ August 3, 2021

tragic

this website

Kidding, this site is better than a mangina and basket of fruit party.

by Tim August 1, 2003

Tragic Chapstick

This is the term for fluids - tears that flow from the eyes down to the mouth. They help hydrate dried out lips from begging someone to not break up with you.

As Carmen continued to weep and beg for Aiden to not end things, her cracked and sore lips began to feel some comfort from the never-ending tears from her eyes. The only good thing for her that day was that her Tragic Chapstick made things a bit better.

by von groovy March 5, 2025