Googling

What you do to yourself when you don't get laid in a while and you're left alone for an extended period of time.

"Dude I won't make it to your party I've been googling myself to much."
"But I thought you didn't have a computer?"
"I don't...what's that got to do with anything?"

by Anonymous-Reaper August 9, 2009

Typing Google Into Google

It doesnt break the internet or ends the world. All it does is give Tim Allan Herpes.

Me: I'm typing google into google, Tim Allen is gonna have herpes.

Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh

by Hrugh May 30, 2009

google

When a male or female sticks his/her finger up someones anus and swirls it around.

Let's get freaky girl...
Should I google you?

by DizzySicko December 18, 2010

google

The term for a Grouping of Nerds. ie. Flock is to Seagulls as Google is to Nerds

A google of nerds just checked in to the Doctor Who convention dressed in full cos-play.

by mymarwit May 6, 2013

Google

A verb used to describe searching for something. It has replaced the word search because of the wide spread popularity of the search engine google and can be used to describe searching bing, facebook or even the the index of a book.

Dunno google it.

by george's marvellouse medicine December 6, 2010

Google

A search engine where when you look up, Inspector Gadget, you get porn.

12 year old going through puberty: Im so horny man, what the fuck should i do?

12 year olds dad: Google Care Bears, that's what I do.

by Secksy Jack January 10, 2011

Google

See Skynet.

When Google's pieces of technology such as their Self-Driving cars go insane and turn against humanity, you can kiss our already filthy planet goodbye.

by Boeing777-300 August 25, 2016