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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
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thor arnold

He's a nigger
Thor Arnold is actually white, but he's a nigger.
by madcowdisdea January 29, 2017
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thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.
wow, i wish i was thor arnold
by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017
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Thor

A fat bastard who plays fortnite all day. Doesn't get a job and would probably kill his brother for money
by Kiste511 November 22, 2021
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Thor

Thor is truly one of the most luckiest guys y'all ever meet.Thor a handsome charming man who loves to help others and respects everyone. Thor's creative,determined,strong and wise. He has a great mind that some others do not understand. He's kind to everyone who meets, and loving. Thor likes to be left alone but when you need him he'll be right there, Thor's is different in many ways that you can't find in others "rare to be exact". he's cool, and brings great luck to others and he know everything about everyone and when when it comes to emotions he understands you perfectly. But when mad do not stand to close to him.
Hi Thor! How are you!
by Justhreewords November 21, 2021
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Thor is a creative guy as well every handsome but can be insecure at times. Thor is smart,loyal, trustworthy and romantic. Thor is a every chill man but when he wants something he'll find ways to get it. Thor is great at getting out of easy and hard situations and acts fast. Thor is every mysteries and is great hiding his saddest and darkest emotions. Thor can look intimidating at times but when talk to he's nice. Tend to listen to Thor because he'll most likely save you from getting in trouble. Most importantly Thor is brave and has a strong mentally.
Wow Thor your awesome.
by Justhreewords November 21, 2021
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Thor

Thor has a big forehead
Yo he’s a thor!!!
by Coolkidanosbs November 4, 2021
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