Thank

How to thank someone who doesn't deserve the 'S' at the end of 'Thanks' or the 'You' at the end of 'Thank you.' A sarcastic 'Thank you'.

"I moved your car, but it got towed."

"Thank."

by Ryan P. Cooke December 29, 2007

Thanksgiving

To use your cum, shit, piss, and vomit to stuff a turducken and shove a teen girl's head up said turducken. You must then use scissors to cut her shirt up. Then, you take her pants off, remove her bra and panties, and ready a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos to shove up her vagina and anus. When you pour Diet Coke and Mentos down her vagina and anus, you must suck her boobs slowly and softly while pissing in her vagina. You're then gonna need to grab a whip (if you haven't already) and command the girl to kneel and dig in while you ride on her back as if she were a horse. When she finishes, pour the leftovers in a blender, pour the mixture in the girl's mouth, and make out with her, in that order. Swallow afterwards.

Don't question the cum, shit, and vomit on the floor and dinner table. I just wished her "a happy Thanksgiving."

by Yopmail User November 12, 2022

Stoner Thanksgiving

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.

That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.

by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006

Thanks jd

when someone states the obvious
a person who states the obvious
a remark that is said after someone states the obvious
originated in Scarsdale, NY

if it is raining outside and a person says, "hey, it's raining outside" you say "thanks jd" becaue he or she just stated the obvious

by dstaa October 10, 2005

Nigga, thank you

exp.

1. The proper response to a service rendered when the server prompts Nigga-Please!.

2. A phrase used to combat Nigga-Please! in a sarcastic manner.

1.
"Can I git sum mo fried chicken?"
"Nigga, please!"
"Oh cum on, don't be liyk dat!"
"Aiight, hurr."
"Nigga, thank you."

2.
"Biotch!"
"Nigga, please!"
"NIGGA, THANK YOU!"

by Ron Cumberdale May 21, 2005

Please and Thank You

A rude, passive-aggressive amendment, usually found at the end of a imperative sentence, that lets someone know that they will do as you ask. This will typically be learned by administrators, and mangers, working among subordinates or anyone they disdain, because being polite is HR appropriate, but it must be understood that they are peasants. It is implied that while the request is voluntary (i.e. please), the result can be assumed (i.e. thank you), because a peasant has no choice.

*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).

Vince, can you get table 3 a refill on diet cola. Please and thank you!

by MundaneEgg July 26, 2015

thankee

a happy thank you.

Person 1: Great job on that code!

Person 2: Thankee :)

by Bungalow Bill February 17, 2002