air travel

Once a futuristic fantasy, soon a fairy tale of the magical past.

"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."

Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

Travel Beer

Just a normal beer, but a Travel Beer is one you take with you when you go for a walk somewhere.

Richard: I fancy a beer but i can't wait til we get to the pub | Jess: Take a travel beer then!

by rach91 December 15, 2009

travel gravy

The filth that you are covered in after traveling via plane with strangers all day long...

I've been flying all day, I fill covered in travel gravy!

by The1@0nlyTG November 20, 2017

Travel treats

sexual favors while driving on the road aka road head

If I ride passenger on a long drive with my boyfriend he insists I give him travel treats.

by TissueIssue21 June 4, 2016

traveling room

This is the space that you have a barista leave at the top of your cup of to-go coffee so that it doesn't slosh on your hand as you walk down the street.

Do you need room for cream with your Americano? No, but I'll take some traveling room.

by Elwood88 September 18, 2019

travel balls

n. - phrase used to describe the state of one’s balls once covered in the sweaty stank that can only come from periods of extended travel.

Bruh, after 3 connections and 4 airports, I’ve developed a serious case of travel balls.

by four48actual June 30, 2018

Train Travel

the proest game in the world. if you didnt play it yet then why are you still alive noob

Train Travel is better than jailbreak

by Noobs Studios August 24, 2022