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Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
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Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty
"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."
by YESSIRR!! August 7, 2013
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L-Shaped stairs

The best thing to come to the sims 4 since being able to BBQ babies
Argh, my house needs needs some improvments. *Makes L-Shaped stairs* WOOHOO PERFECT
by vegandumplings September 8, 2019
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Establish Your Stairs

Architecturally understanding your stairs masterfully in the subconscious.
Not a day goes by where I feel complete and really understand life without first establishing my stairs.

My friend lost their flip flops, and I asked them, did you establish your stairs?
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Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.
Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.
by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024
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Stair dumper

A most vile habit where a person removes their pants and leaves a dump on the top of their friends stair case and then leaves it overnight for the friend to clean up.
"Jono Whitby had a dump on his mate stairs"
"Ew, What the fuck. He is a right stair dumper"
by ws1992 December 19, 2011
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Slippery Stairs

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.
"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"
by ChivMender June 1, 2024
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