Potato

Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die

by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.

by OP potato April 11, 2020

Potato

A girl who knows she's super cute but refuses to admit it so she hides behind calling herself a potato even though she is gorgeous.

I'm not cute I'm a potato.

by Iwinalix:) March 24, 2019

Potatoes

One of many things that is better than cheese. But we all know they're better together.

Potatoes are so much better than cheese

by POTATOES > CHEESE September 20, 2019

Potato

A silencer for a gun

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound

Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound

-Comethazine

by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019

Potato

The bestest thing in all existence!

"Dude that car is so potato"

by DaPotatatatatoWorshipper March 30, 2019

Potato

Me.

Jeff: Hey how are ya doin'?
Nathan: Not that well, my friend Potato just got beat up...

by Potatoified June 24, 2018