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the dentist

when your banging a girl you put your hand in her mouth and hold onto the teeth in her top jaw. yanking the bitch forward by her teeth every time you thrust for that added pleasure.
Guy 1 : I totally gave this girl the dentist the other night.
Guy 2 : Did you pull her forward on each thrust

Guy 1 : Of course it adds to the pleasure
by PUDDLEOFWAZZ November 24, 2011
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Dentist

A place where you are constantly frightened to go because you fear when you leave you will have no teeth left and your lips will be sucked into you mouth
James: dude I gotta go to the dentist
Mike : bye.
by Constantly fucked May 20, 2020
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THE CAROLINA DENTIST

The act of getting a women high on laughing gas, and knocking her teeth out
My wife has been complaining about money and her teeth lately, so I decided to take her to The Carolina dentist
by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022
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financial dentist

Refers to someone who provides a low-income person with the most ideal and reasonable/healthy type of monetary assistance --- he simply "fills in the gaps" in the indigent person's financial life, such as purchasing economy-grade groceries, buying a few separate tools (extra points if the person requests/accepts used tools from a thrift store or yard sale) to replace broken/worn/missing ones in the person's toolbox, providing maintenance/repair materials to fix/upgrade things around the person's house, and so on.
Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany only asks me to be a financial dentist for her, rather than expecting me to buy her everything under the sun. Plus not only does she never try to pressure me to go along on any of her boring mall-shopping trips, but she also always cuddles up with me while I'm browsing Amazon/E-Bay to locate the lowest price on the occasional replacement item or tape/disc that she wants, and accompanies me hand-in-hand to Goodwill or the local pawn-shops/thrift-stores whenever I go scrounging for bargains on the few simple household/recreational items that she does ask me for... her warm-hearted gratitude-filled companionship during these somewhat-tedious endeavors is an welcome bonus all on its own, of course, but her always being at my side also means that she's right there to actually observe and inspect each of the items that I'm thinking of choosing for her, and so she can more easily/reliably determine if the item I'm looking at is indeed the best choice to fulfill her needs.
by QuacksO August 15, 2017
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Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.
The dentist said that your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.
by null is already in use September 21, 2023
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dentist' eve

The day before going to the dentist'.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna go get a slushy tonight?
Guy 2 : Nah, can't man it's dentist' eve.
gUY 1: Oh, Good luck.
by reliomg August 26, 2012
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