clapped

to be stupid or act stupid

"Is Martha pregnant?"
"She's five! Oh my goodness, how clapped can you actually be?!"

by iknowitall679 March 6, 2017

clap

It is actually not gonorrhea or clamydia, it is syphilis.

"Miss Tooker hath got a clap as young as she is, being brought up loosely by her mother…" - Samuel Pepys

by ancsom December 7, 2011

The Clap

The emotionally scarring sound made when a man with a very loose sweaty nutsack proceeds to thrust while wearing loose pants, or no pants at all, to make his nuts "clap" against his asscheeks.

*odd repetitive clapping noise in distance*
Jesse-"Do you guys hear that?"
Mike- "Hey everybody listen to this!"
*Everyone turns head, Mike performs the clap*
Everyone- AAAA WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mike- "Sweetass isnt it?!"

by Jesse & Frank August 8, 2006

clap on

When someone performs a drive by or runs up and shoots a rival

"Man, I wish I was there when he got his clap on, I would busted back"

by Kyilener July 2, 2007

clap

a. To quickly bring together one's hands rapidly to produce a sound, in essence a small shockwave

b. Slang for gonorrhea

I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
I've got the clap and I'm giving it to you,
Who's got the clap?
I do! I do!

by WasBob July 14, 2010

Clapped

(adj.) Used to describe an object, whether it be living or non-living, in a negative way, or showing poor condition.

(v.) To transform to the state of being clapped.

syn: Chooched, roached, fucked, washed up

(adj.) Tyler's truck is so clapped out.

(v.) Madalyn's pussy is a grease trap now, her new boyfriend clapped her out.

by Ragged Yanta December 9, 2018

Clapping

Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.

Person 1: Why are you hitting yourself?

Person 2: I'm clapping!

by a fucking genius April 19, 2019