Texan BBQ Sprinkler

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.

Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler

by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025

Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Texan Grand Canyon

The act of putting Texas Roadhouse butter along someone’s asscrack and licking it off.

“My girl and I hit the Texan Grand Canyon last night, that shit was gas fire flames”

by The J1gg1er October 29, 2025

Texan molomute

The act of of a male plugging the females nostrils with urine, followed by the female vomiting in the male's asshole.

Oh I gave Becky the good old’ Texan Molomute last night!

by alex tokkaris December 5, 2025