Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”
She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.
by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025
The most perfectist person ever. She’s my little vampire, my tiny tes, and my everything. 🥺❤️ I love you 🦞❤️💍🦑
by MattyTheLobster July 28, 2021
A 2021 YouTube video in which photos of three orange cars, including the titular Tesla, are shown while an unusual instrumental song plays in the background. While the video’s title claims it is a work of rapper Kanye West, the song is actually from the 1989 Sega video game Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle.
I never understood why people referred to Enchanted Castle’s Pedicopter theme as “Orange Tesla” until I searched for it on YouTube.
by CtrlAlt_Games January 03, 2025
Like Slug Bug, but with Tesla and a cool karate chop action. If you chop someone and it is not a Tesla, that is a premate chopulation and the defending party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.
by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021