When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.
"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"
by Lamb Sauce January 18, 2018
Get the Poseidon Surfingmug. Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.
Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!
Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!
Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
by Dinokid July 14, 2013
Get the Jedi Surfsmug. The act taken by the passenger sitting shotgun described as putting ones naked feet up on the dashboard while driving around in a car, usually on a hot summer day, and often with one of the feet hanging out the window resting on the rearview mirror.
Craig: Oh gross! Check out the chick in the car next to us - she is totally dashboard surfing while her boyfriend is driving.
John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!
Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!
John: sick
John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!
Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!
John: sick
by 2dboy July 7, 2010
Get the Dashboard Surfingmug. To take someone else's joke and add to it in order to create a running joke. This is done repeatedly by Dara O'Briain on Mock The Week but has been observed on several other panel shows including Have I Got News For You. It also happens on The Last Leg, particularly by Josh Widdicombe.
by Myriadicus June 5, 2016
Get the joke surfmug. When you’re with every person in a friend group and do this to many groups. You go from group to group being with every member in it. Most people do this for attention or revenge.
Friend: Did you hear?
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.
by hazyful June 4, 2021
Get the Group Surfingmug. by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016
Get the concrete surfingmug. by Abzeichen April 10, 2019
Get the Wiki-surfingmug.