Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023
Get the Elf’s suitcasemug. Being dumped, broken up with, kicked out of the house, divorce.
(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.
(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.
Are kid got the odd Salford suitcase thither day,
Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.
Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.
by Gavalaff83 September 29, 2018
Get the salford suitcasemug. by DJ Russly July 20, 2014
Get the charlestown suitcasemug. When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs around your neck, stand up, and fuck her in a downward thrusting motion screaming “GET IN THERE”
by GlacierPunch June 19, 2019
Get the the suitcase stuffermug. when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.
(taken from snl)
(taken from snl)
by duchndlhjcnbcnbchubcejbchue March 6, 2011
Get the human suitcasemug. When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.
She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.
by J Crack corn August 27, 2018
Get the suitcase tittiesmug. Suitcase is a name given to pratik sehajpal , the khairaati runner up of bigg boss 15 . The name has been given to him for his sore looser attitude of picking up money instead of trophy and respect.
by Pratik khairaati runner up 1 February 22, 2022
Get the suitcasemug.