Stunt Fucking

Sticking your dick in the crazy. Hazardous to your mental health and physical safety.

"My friend likes crazy chicks so much...he just loves stunt fucking."

by Sofaking73 May 8, 2012

stunt fucker

A shoe in for a guy who cannot fuck a girl when it's time, because he is either too drunk or high. Similar to a stunt double.

"I am too drunk to hit it, where is my stunt fucker at?"

by Danny Tran May 17, 2008

Stunt Dust

Stunt Dust

1. Instant stunt/swagger enhancement – closely related to adrenaline

2. An individual’s innate ability to charm the opposite sex or perform at a higher level than normal.

3. Mystical inner feeling (dust) naturally produced by the human body to enhance an individual’s ability to stunt out during any occasion.

There are only a few people known to possess the rare ability of producing inner stunt dust; their names shall not be mentioned here as it may cause a threat to their personal well being.

A typical conversation while experiencing the effects of stunt dust:

Lady 1: Hmmm…you seem different tonight
Rory: Yeah……
Lady 1: Have you been going to the gym???
Lady 2: You’ve been going to the gym haven’t you???
Lady 3: Wow……Those muscles are mighty hard
Lady 4: and your ass sure is tight!
Lady 5: I would love to take you home…
Lady 6: You taken boo???
Lady 7: Yeahhh cause I’m gonna take you home tonight!
Rory: But…
Lady 7: No buts mister…
Rory: I mean if….
Lady 1: What you mean???
Lady 4: He’s saying he doesn’t think we can handle him.
Rory: That’s not….
Lady 5: Ladies why don’t we just show him how we ALL get down.

And that’s the power of stunt dust, minimal effort produces maximum results (period)

“Let me sprinkle a little of this stunt dust on you and then watch the magic happen”

“He’s got so much stunt dust da niggah can’t sleep at night.”

“We left the club last night and when I got home somebody had left stunt dust on my sheets”

“He walked into the club and it was obvious his stunt dust was on high”

Rory: Jimmy you got beat???
Jimmy: Yeah man…
Rory: But you never get beat….
Rory: What about your Chuck Norris fountain kick???
Jimmy: I know man…it’s lethal, but not on him.
Rory: Dat niggah had stunt dust didn’t he???
Jimmy: Had to…
Rory: Damn!

by KayfGee May 10, 2011

stuncunt

An aggressive, clueless, unwashed female too intoxicated to be served in any licensed establishment. And too stupid to understand why she's not getting served.

"Becky, there's no way you are serving that Stuncunt any liquor. She needs to go home, sober up and wash..."

by Hashtag Approval Dumpling January 8, 2020

STUNT DOUBLE

stunt performer who performs stunts in place of another actor and is chosen for his resemblance to the actor he is replacing

perform a stunt; ex, i dont like to use a stunt double if i want to become a good actress :)

by Maha Amro April 26, 2006

Cunt blunt punt stunt

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!

I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.

by joshfo August 23, 2012

stunt pillow

Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.

"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."

by JimTheGrim March 12, 2015