82 strokes

the most badass and epic point in your life you could possibly ever reach....EVER! only few have ever made it to this point and lived to tell the tale....if you dont have 82 strokes.....then YO ASS AINT GOT 82 STROKES!

mr scotty: do your work now! chris: nah we straight....we got 82 STROKES!

by who wants to know!!!! March 21, 2012

thunder stroke

The act of being jerked off by a woman who is being electrocuted,

hey man how was it last night with your girl ?

Dude Samantha’s using the thunder stroke method on me

What’s that ?

When she jerks You off with 250 volts running through her body

Wow ! That sounds stimulating

by Skellzmaster February 10, 2018

Socal Stroke

Old School term used Hot Rodders and surfers from the Southern California area, circa the 1970's

Refers to someone who is always making excuses for not following through. Attempting to explain things away by glossing it over or leaving out the sordid details to make it look like it wasn't their fault. A person from Southern California who is full of BS or full of questionable excuses.

We drove all the way to Joe's place in L.A. yesterday to pick up the engine for the hot rod. He still doesn't have it finished. When we confronted him about it, he spun us a bull shit story about all the hold ups on the project. With him, it is the same old Socal Stroke!

by Azburner December 21, 2010

cross stroke

The cross stroke is the sexual act of joining hand with your partner to jerk yourself off.

Joey and Austin aren't gay, but they did give each other a cross stroke.

by prtyoski May 3, 2017

Vinaigrette Strokes

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.

by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017

beef stroked

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.

Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.

by -taters- June 21, 2006

pump and stroke

When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind

I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke

by 74Batman1987 May 30, 2017