Stiff Shit

Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.

Example 1:

Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.

Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.

Example 2:

Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.

by Tofu and Sprouts October 09, 2018

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stiff wristed

A word used by slingy to describe his lesbian sister.

Yo man, my little sister don't like boys she is stiff wristed

by Dirty Red no. 2 March 14, 2017

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stiff turner

when u take a shit and then put it in the freezer, then you use it to fuck a girl.

Hey baby why don't you go grab that stiff turner from the freezer and bring it to bed

by Dinkleheimer Cocksmere July 06, 2009

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stiff punch

When your rock solid and you pull your dick out and it socks her In her face

Bro I wipped it out and stiff punched her

by boston flooper February 08, 2014

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Run-stiff

used to describe someone who is keen as/desperate or horny for sex so much they look like a naked man running with a hard on.

Also used to describe how much you want/wanted to have sex with a girl

haha you were so run-stiff over that girl on friday night you couldn't take your eyes off her!

yeah bro when I saw that bitch shaking dat ass she made me sooo run-stiff I just wanted to fuck her right then

dude I saw you talking to that girl it was so obvious you were running stiff for her

shit I'm feelin' run-stiff tonight bro lets go get some pussy!

by yo bama February 10, 2010

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