Sticker

Thing you put on someones mouth to shut them up while your kidnapping them.

Guy: Shut up! *slaps sticker on guy's mouth*
Other Guy: MMGFFMFFMMFMMF (What the eff?!)

by Today's Schedule April 1, 2007

Sticker Licker

In South Australia, a sticker licker refers to a parking ticket officer.

I got done by the sticker licker the other day, I was 5 minutes too late

by dglad4 March 29, 2013

Stickering

The act whereafter a man cums on a woman's tits, she proceeds to press herself against the man's body, or alternatively a third-party, thereby stickering them.

Oh my god, did you hear that Dick came all over Fanny's chest and then she went about stickering everyone in the dorm!

by Sticky McStickFace August 5, 2016

Bumper Sticker Mentality

An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.

Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.

by The Polish Grammarian December 11, 2015

Long John Snickers

An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties

1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars

Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.

by Derkalerk November 23, 2006

Snickers at Midnight

1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.

2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.

Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.

by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011

sticker burr

Another name for a grass burr.

I got sticker burrs all over my britchey leg.

by IconFive August 31, 2010