Spud Gun

A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.

Hey, the street is closed for a gay rights march.

Fucking spud guns, get off the road.

by driftah December 9, 2008

Love Spuds

Bollocks

Hey bitch come and empty my love spuds.

by Scoobytaxi March 8, 2009

Spud Gunning

Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!

My friends and I went spud gunning for three hours this weekend. It was bomb.

by Stat Quo November 11, 2005

spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 3, 2020

spud farmer

Piping Supervisor on a mine site

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer

by spud farmer September 2, 2021

Idaho Spud

A sexual act wherein a man inserts his testicle/testicles into a participants anus, thus mimicking a potato in the ground.

“Richie gave me an Idaho Spud the other night”

by Zehn39 February 20, 2020

Spud Tickler

Any individual male or female who likes to tickle spuds. In this case spuds refers to a man's testicular region.

man: Hey will you suck me off?

spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.

man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?

apud tickler: Yes.

by Spunkwood November 19, 2010