Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles
by thecakes13 February 24, 2010
Get the Splat Burnsmug. by Poobysoy January 25, 2022
Get the Poopy splatmug. Jason was looking for a great way to sandbag his budget so he came up with the Boom-Splat sales theory.
by boom-splat rookie December 24, 2011
Get the Boom-Splatmug. The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
Get the Glack, Slap and Splatmug. When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
Get the ultimate deer splatmug. by cuphltd September 8, 2022
Get the Splatmug. That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
by Wadsley June 29, 2023
Get the Splat Matmug.