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cock snooze

When someone gently wakes up a male by placing your hand (palm down) over his penis and unknowingly softly squeezing his cock and ballz while whispering wake up..
by Impento June 21, 2014
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Snoozed

Adjective: The state of being anti-woke.
Verb, past-tense: The act of having avoided woke sentiment, or RetConning previous woke sentiments.
Adj.: The company enacted a snoozed campaign to protect their brand identity after their previous woke campaign resulted in customer backlash and apathy.

Verb: Dave Chappel snoozed during the Jussie Smollet trial, as he believed the actor was telling a lie.

Verb: The congresswoman snoozed her rhetoric after it was proven that the man was not a racist, as she had previously suggested out of context.
by MemeMeFamous December 17, 2021
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snooze-years

When you don't have plans for New Year's Eve and you spend it sad and alone.
What did you do for New Year's? Snooze-years...
by your-tits December 31, 2013
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snooze tampon

Mainly used on females who are clumsy. Similar to a tampon that doesn’t suck it all up.
Ugh, Rebecca, stop acting like such a

snooze tampon!
by Dirty Rascal May 15, 2018
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I'll Snooze You

something you say when you mean you'll knock someone out and put them to sleep. (like a K.O. in boxing)
person 1 - hey, i just broke your earphones by mistake! my bad.

person 2 - OMG I'll Snooze You!!
by Da Neyj October 7, 2010
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