Satchel

A nug of marijuana/weed

Bob: I will take 6 Satchels

:dealer joe: sure

by Malakmafia February 14, 2019

fetus satchel

a pregnant woman, wife or girlfriend

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.

by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006

Ass Satchel

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

by double_r August 8, 2007

cooch snatcher

Same as a Cooch Pirate.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.

Hogan is a cooch snatcher.

by lelelelelelalalloidoidoid November 16, 2007

Freckle Snatcher

A person who engages in sex with a red-haired freckled person, also known as a ginger.

Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.

Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.

by Hotlan November 25, 2009

song snatcher

This occurs when you're singing a song and someone near you jumps in and starts singing right along with you.

A: "I ain't sayin' she a gold digger"

B: ( song snatcher jumps in enthusiastically) but she ain't messin' wit' no broke..."

by crunkstrunk June 18, 2010

fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)

Many famous people are a fetus snatcher

by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011