Tryin To Smut

attempting to and eventually smuttin, or using some game to get with a girl/girls

any preliminary actions in an attempt to smut one or more girls

I'm tryin to smut some bitties at the party tonight

Jacques was tryin to smut at the meet yesterday

by udxc January 25, 2006

smutabucket

a girl who pretty much opens her legs to everyone and everything on the block. certain smutabuckets are international and fuck with people outside their block. some smutabuckets know they are smutabuckets and represent for all smutabuckets of the world while others are in denial or just do it on the low.

example 1: eww. look at aisha. the whole world been up in that smutabucket.

example 2: my name is naijah and i am a proud smutabucket.

example 3: i skipped school and ran away from home to go meet up with a total stranger for sex and im no smutabucket, says sheara.

by queenae wuvsz snoopy March 10, 2008

poop shute assasin

a man who impregnates male or female ass holes without giving prior warning to the owner of the said ass hole

oops wrong hole ..... i.e. sorry pet I seem to have hit your poop shute...... that idiot was just a poop shute assasin

by shelly suck off October 25, 2009

smote

When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly.

Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit out of me last night!"

Guy's friend: "Man that bitch is fucked up!"

by F-anator April 6, 2008

smoted

To be 'burned' or dissed. Usually used in the past tense. Usually used for extreme cases of smiting...

"OOHHH! You just got SMOTED!"

by dihsa; September 26, 2007

Smused

1. To be drunk (and presumably amusing)

2. To be amused by a drunkard.

1. Man, I drank a fifth of Jack and now I'm totally smused.

2. Watching that drunk fall down totally smused me.

by WarMaid April 8, 2009

Skuter The Kooter

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.

Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.

by Sir Duke October 12, 2006