sushi smuggler

A girl who appears pristine but upon inspection turns out to be less than fresh.

She seemed so clean, but turned out to be a sushi smuggler.

by doucheplease April 19, 2010

bone smuggler

The partner in a man on man relationship that is more commonly known as the catcher or receiver.

Dude: Was that old guy hitting on you, bro?

Bro: Yeah, he must be a bone smuggler from way back

by adamit73 December 5, 2013

Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.

Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!

by Mr Bens May 2, 2013

Lid Smuggler

Someone who smuggles things into prison via their asshole, holding it in tightly as if putting a lid on it.

"John sure is a lid smuggler"

"Did you hear that cullen smuggled an entire watermelon in? What a Lid Smuggler"

by Cyrus224 June 23, 2014

smothered smuggler

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

by expert464 December 5, 2014

Plumb Smugglers

A pair of pants worn by a male that are extremely tight.

Dude, nice Plumb Smugglers. I can count your pubes through those things.

by The Hutt August 25, 2010

titty smuggler

One who takes ownership of another’s breasts.

Damn Danny stop being a titty smuggler.

by Kojm December 22, 2017