Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

Smooshi

To take one out to have sushi then proceed to sleep with them after.

Yo bro, I am about to get some smooshi with this chick tonight.

by eXistence January 20, 2014

Smoosh

To have sexual intercourse

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh

by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 28, 2015

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

swooshy

To be mellow or down to earth, and or being stoned all together

Hey man pass the blunt,
I cant bro I'm too swooshy

by Stoners waffles April 26, 2017

Smooshing

When you have whiskey dick and just kinda go for it putting your softy in and out.

When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.

by Trolalalala June 6, 2018

smoosh

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imma take that girl home and smoosh her in the smoosh room!! so I call dibs

by //xox.!// January 15, 2019