Smegma cube

When you get a toothpick rub it around your foreskin and gather all of the smegma you have been saving up and shape it into a cube.
You can eat it for a snack.

Yo let’s make a smegma cube and save it for the UFC fights later.

by SFJah October 18, 2025

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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

smegma

a way to insult a "pretend sigma"

random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!

by haz3.ox May 7, 2024

Smegma lord

A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.

Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.

by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022

Smegma

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia

For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)

by Stinky smeg October 20, 2023

Smegma

A dance that was founded by both a TikTok producer and the YouTube star Jay Swingler of TGF

Guy 1: mate why is that dude flapping hims arms about for?
Guy 2: He's doing the smegma dance bro!
Guy 1: ohh that's what that is!

by TheGhxstFrom_GR August 30, 2023

Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater

Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA

by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018