When you get a toothpick rub it around your foreskin and gather all of the smegma you have been saving up and shape it into a cube.
You can eat it for a snack.
You can eat it for a snack.
by SFJah October 18, 2025

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025

by haz3.ox May 7, 2024

Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.
by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia
by Stinky smeg October 20, 2023

Guy 1: mate why is that dude flapping hims arms about for?
Guy 2: He's doing the smegma dance bro!
Guy 1: ohh that's what that is!
Guy 2: He's doing the smegma dance bro!
Guy 1: ohh that's what that is!
by TheGhxstFrom_GR August 30, 2023

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater
by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018
