slapping dough

Act of masturbating.

Friend: Damn man, you look all flushed.
You: Yeah, I just got done slapping dough.

by A.J. Gonzalez May 8, 2005

slapping fives

Hanging out. The term derives from someone meeting up with a group of friends and greeting them with the appropriate handshake of that particular sub-group of friends, who then proceed to hang out.

"Homeboy here was s'posed to pick my ass up at the bus station, but was slapping fives with Pookie and Deaner."

by xfactor_7777 January 23, 2007

Slapping the Happy Camper

a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.

Last night I was really slapping the happy camper !

by chas bran October 9, 2016

Slapping tacos

When two blown out lesbians scissoring

“Where’s Jenny?”
“I think she’s slapping tacos with barb”

by Black and mild September 11, 2019

Stapling

Similar to 2 women scissoring. 2 men pegging each other simultaneously

I just walked in on men stapling each other at a truck stop

by Batbida November 28, 2019

boot slapping

a dance move; done by a fan of industrial music or Rivet-heads(look up definition).Rivet-head's often wear garb such as old army boots, giving a slap with the palm of the hand while dancing. dance popular among rivet-heads, performed chiefly to industrial or electronic based music.

Rivet-heads began boot slapping to show off their dance moves.

by CG roxane October 3, 2007

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015