simpran

Simpran is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s someone who will prioritise women over the men but he will also put women in their position

Boy 1 he’s moving like a simpran

by Sweatyfuture November 26, 2021

Slimper

A greasy hunched over goblin looking person

Blaise is such a slimper

by rat earl December 21, 2021

Simpressive

When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.

John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.

by bentslightly January 4, 2022

simpriguez

A type of weird Hispanic who tries to flex at the most unusual times. Using subjects like eating ass because “she likes it”….. but gets really offended when reminded “she also likes her rent, car payment, and cell bill paid” almost like he realizes at this moment he has been paying her bills just to lick her stink star… and provide her pleasure.

Hey guys! I just got done paying all this girls bills, so now we can go on our first date! She said she’s not cooking dinner because she had stomach flu and I can just eat her ass for dinner!

LOL! Okay see ya later Simpriguez!

by Bazinga Sheldon December 19, 2022

sinister sipper

Someone who commonly sips from a straw, often protruding from a beverage of various liquids.

One who sips sinisterly is considered extremely dangerous, take caution when approaching one in the wild.

man 1: dude, what is that thing?
man 2: i don't know, it looks pretty sinister
man 1: what is it sipping?!?
man 2: oh my word, it's a sinister sipper! run!!

by thesipper12345 September 2, 2012

Golden Sipper

A person who sipp's on there beer all night without finishing.
The GOLDEN SIPPER is the person whom holds the title for doing this most frequently.

GOLDEN SIPPERS will often try and challenge others within the pack for a chance to rid the title, however strong research indicates that GOLDEN SIPPERS are unable to maintain there first and second sipp pace through the duration of the first beer.

Quite often a beer will reach the GOLDEN SIPPERS body temperature before they have finished the beverage as they have been holding it for such a long time. It if for this reason GOLDEN SIPPERS are often good at warming babys milk.

I gave Adam his first beer for the night and he just held it and sipped at it, before sneakily putting down the bottle half empty. He is such a GOLDEN SIPPER.

GUY 1: Adam tried to challenge me the other night to a drink off, thinking he could pass off the title as the GOLDEN SIPPER
GUY 2: Man that guy will be the GOLDEN SIPPER forever, he cannot drink. Pretty sure iv seen footage of him trying to keep up but he can't. One a sipper always a sipper.

by GUY1 April 12, 2013

Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.

“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”

by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015