Sneaky Shorty

Doing something tha easy way

They wanted me to run 3 miles across town I said fug that and sneaky shorted a taxi cab

by shanty May 13, 2003

Pump Shotty

In Most online FPS's there is generaly a pump action 12 gauge. This gun is usualy slow and inaccurate. In counter strike, this weapon if killed by it is a humiliation.

HOLY SHIT! that guy just got fucking pwned by a pump shotty!

by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

Shorty

1. Your girlfriend or girl that you date or go out with.
2. One of your closest friends, friend that you hang out with a lot.
3. An attractive girl that you want to meet.

1. "I love you Shorty."
2. "Hey Shorty, let's go see a movie."
3. "Dude, check out that Shorty over there."

by Manny King March 26, 2007

shorty

A term contrived by some asshole or group of assholes to mean a sexy or attractive female.

A term I wouldn't ever use to describe a girlfriend, close female companion or a desirable female of whom I'd like to get better acquainted with.

I buy mah shorty diamonds and call her shorty because she is very sexy yet has the brains of a turtle and thinks shorty is a cute adorable term instead of what it really is. Another mindless slang invented by people that live their lives in dance clubs.

by IhateAkon. May 12, 2007

shorty

A spiteful term used to address a vertically challenged human being.

Hey shorty, how's the weather down under?

by Hott Soup December 10, 2008

shorty shorts

Shorts that are so short your {booty} cheeks hang out the bottom for the world to see.

That girl is wearing some shorty shorts and her booty is hanging out the bottom!

by StefanieD February 1, 2007

Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.

Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!

by kdc13579 July 20, 2011