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shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006
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shit dicking

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.
"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"
by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008
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shit-dicking

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked
"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."
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no shit dickhead

Another way of saying No shit, Sherlock! A sarcastic phrase
Person A: The front of the car is still sticking out in the front of the street

Person B: no shit dickhead! I can't do a fucking thing about it
by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022
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I shit dicks

To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset
"when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!"
by jeremy lutkins February 17, 2007
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Shit Dicked

Becoming intoxicated through the excessive consumption of alcohol. Another term for being drunk.
"Dude want another shot?"

"Naaahhh man, I'm totally shit dicked!"
by B.S. Davi September 5, 2007
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Shit dickins

used to describe a very a shitty situation.
"yo i only got a little bit of weed" says chris. "let me see yo" says palmer. chris shows amount. "oh man thats shit dickins" Plamer says.
by Palmer Gross October 24, 2008
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