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The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.
Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.
by The hugaba December 19, 2025
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8 de Septiembre

El mejor día del año porque es el día de Asturias. Bebe sidra, come cachopo y haz el crimen
Persona 1: Eh tío hoy es 8 de septiembre

Persona 2: ¡Cago'n Ros! El dí d'Asturies
by oskarnes October 15, 2019
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Transductisized-radiostinctive-septisonerication

The reaction that occurs when you combine toothpaste and bread
It uses transductisized-radiostinctive-septisonerication.
by Dmsmpaptwd January 28, 2021
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Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.
1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you
by huskyspin April 4, 2025
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