schtagger

is when you know your doing what your supposed to because things just seem to fall in place how you want them to at the most opportune times

person 1: "Man lebron won the championship, got finals mvp, and a gold medal this year."

person 2: "True, thats how you know he got schtagger"

by daboid 2quick January 1, 2013

schtuunk

Slang for penertrative intercourse. It can be dirty and romantic in the same direction.

After a night of heavy drinking, we returned home to do laundry. Instead, our passion overtook us and we ended up schtuunking .

by Fyrebrand September 14, 2016

schteek talk

High af. Typically used in Boston, MA and the surrounding areas.

"Bruh dis nigga schteek talk the kehd"

by WatDe July 12, 2017

Schteegen

verb: Schteegening
noun: Schteegen, Schteeg

1. the innate ability to be triggered by everything despite being white

2. an intense hatred of fun

women: america is literally the worst country in the world
Educated women: stop being such a Schteegen

by AblitzernamedChaotic October 12, 2017

schtumpp

Intercourse, To fornicate.

I'd like to schtumpp her.

by Dictionary001 December 24, 2017

Schtordpick

A large penis

Gooch has a schtordpick of destruction

by sampatuk January 20, 2018

secateurs

Secateurs are mini garden shears used to cut back plants from soft plants to hardwood material. Usually consist of having the top blade sharp and the other blunt: depending on the make. They also require the effort of making a fist for it to close.

Secateurs don't need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.

They also have a habit of getting blunt. Making cuttings a harder job.

Mate 1:
" Hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?"

Mate 2:
"Yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves."

Mate 1:

"No, i mean do you have any good secateurs. One's that actually cut the plants."

Mate 2

*TRIGGERED*

by xzombielegendxx January 29, 2018