Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Lebanese Scrote

The worst scrote of them all. Foreign and dirty. Smells like gherkin brine and fear.

'That dan johnson, he's such a lebanese scrote'

by Zardino November 19, 2019

Scrote

A person who is cocky and annoying, often failing in what they claim to be good at

'Did you see that guy boasting about his throwing?'
'Yeah, he sounds like a scrote'

by Carl Sid man May 15, 2016

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

scrote

A shorthand pronunciation of scrotup

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote

by Somebody, but not Nobody March 11, 2022

sawed off scrotes

no balls; no guts.

Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.

by sponge's mom December 19, 2018

Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

by SteadWhise October 12, 2014