chicken scratch

really bad, unreadable handwriting

Man, I can' read this prescription, the doc writes like chicken scratching

by Deb June 19, 2003

pnoy scratch

Term for getting out of a speculative trade at breakeven by doubling down at a better price and then liquidating the position at the average of the two prices.

I was long from 18 so I doubled down at 17 and sold it all out at 17.5 for a pnoy scratch.

by pnoy008 February 18, 2005

Scratcher

1. bed, a place to sleep and have a wee fly scratch of various body parts
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight

1. See ya all later I'm off to ma scratcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher

by Sukma June 27, 2007

Scaterpillar

A robust turd interwoven with hair follicles

That whores pussy I ate last night was so fucking harry I shit up a Scaterpillar this morning

by Firestarter_8686 December 21, 2008

beaver scrape

The female equivalent of teabagging.

After being killed in a first-person shooter video game, such as Halo or Call of Duty, when your (female) opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping her vagina on any or all of your body.

Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it. Because, come on, you just got pwned by a girl. Even though there are no girls on the internet.

Other popular pseudonyms for this particular phenomenon include: clambag, taco bar, fish smear, etc.

FunkmasterFritz: Damn, that chick just teabagged me! I can't wait to assassinate her when I see her next.

Buhbuhbam13: That's not teabagging idiot, that's what is called a "beaver scrape." She probably digs you man! ;)

FunkmasterFritz: Whatever the fuck. I don't care. I'm gonna assassinate that bitch when I spawn.

Stefunny85 (girl): *rolls eyes*

by the Unicorn Brethren January 14, 2011

Pirate's Scratch

Occurs during a game of billiards, in which your opponent(s) accidentally hits the cue (white) ball into a pocket. You then proclaim the term "Pirate's Scratch." If delivered repetitively with the proper tone and dialect, your opponent will become extremely aggrivated. The need to know exactly what a "Pirate's Scratch" is will become overwhelming. At this point, you must make a habit of putting the word "Pirate" in front of every pool term. Oh yeah, it doesn't mean anything.

"I'm gonna combo the one to nine in the corner..."

(Cue ball falls into side pocket)

"Arrrrgh. That be a Pirate's Scratch."

by Ted MD October 16, 2006

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008