Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.

He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.

by Frostwulf August 10, 2012

scraggle

movement which cannot be classified as human or evn living but a very big turn on.

holy shit that girls scragglly

by shit faced john July 8, 2003

scrangled

After a wild night (or day) of scrogging, this is the condition of your hair.

Wow, man, you look pretty scrangled... what did Christine DO to you this afternoon?

After a vicious roll in the hay, Marie-Noelle was stuck with a scrangled hair-do for her night on the town.

by Tim K. March 13, 2006

Scroggle

Bares similarities to a hug but is in fact a scroggle. elements of twitchy fingers are involved.

"I'm Going to scroggle you good" he said, before scroggling her.

by Jon Scrogs March 21, 2011

Scraggle

A creature that is oblivious to how scraggly they actually are. See Scraggly.

Rot Tooth Scraggle (spends more money on their purses than their teeth), Duck Lipped Scraggle (poses with a kissy face on Facebook thinking that's hot), Smedium Scraggle (wears too small of a shirt for their size), Clown Faced Scraggle (juggalo/juggalette).

by The Zoo Keepers April 8, 2011

Skraggle

I have been using this word for decades to describe hair that is bushy, wavy/curly and super thick at the same time. Also when it is uncombed. I refer to this type of hair as "Skraggly". I am surprised that it is not yet defined. It is for me.

I would like to get the skraggle out of my hair so it will be easier to comb.

by Emir of Shmo December 6, 2010

Scraggles

A dirty old man who goes to high school basketball games and frequently yells at referees. During the first half of the game he tells injured players to get off the court because sprained ankles don't really hurt, and during the second half he hobbles around in disgust as the home team gets destroyed. He claims to have served in "the war" and is named for his scraggly beard.

Tony: I think Sam sprained his ankle.
Scraggles: Get off the court! I saw people in the war get worse injuries than that and walk away.
Jeff: Shut up Scraggles.

Tony: ScragLES!!!

by james "yea i said it" thomas September 19, 2008