Saturday Sinner

One who sins just to be forgiven on Sunday at church.

Guy #1: Yo Jamal gets fucked up every Saturday. He's going straight to hell.

Guy #2: No man, he's a Saturday sinner. It's all good.

by Winstin Churchill March 1, 2009

saturation coverage

Saturation coverage is when every news show and news update, on every channel, all cover the same issue. Repeatedly. Until you could probably quote it.

Note, though, that saturation coverage is distinct from disasterporn in that it isn't limited to disasters.

The Sydney sandstorm was saturation coverage in Australia, being a major event.

by pinkgothic October 25, 2009

Saturday Ruiner

Someone who doesn't abuse drugs/alcohol and ruins the vibe for everyone else on Saturdays.

Sana is a Saturday Ruiner.
Eric Bang is a Saturday Ruiner

by ihatestupidpeople October 4, 2015

Saturday Sally

A little sissyboy SJW. Often doesn't realize how neanderthalic they truly are.

Boris: Who is that fuccboi waving that sign around, not responding to the press?
Joe: That's an NFL player, acting like a Saturday Sally. Literally nothing stands in his way of being an absolute bitch of a man, and that's just goddamn sad. You up for pizza?
Boris: Hell yeah man, yeah fuck that Saturday Sally! Let's get some bacon covered goodness!

by SmearedCumYumYum June 13, 2018

saturday night fish fry

A large party on a saturday night in New Orleans where they fry fish as the name suggests.

usually illegal

If you're a cook or a good musician, you can get into a saturday night fish fry for free.

by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019

Saturday Lunch

The act of Circumcision when a Rabbi upon cutting off the baby's foreskin with his teeth, consumes said foreskin by sucking on the baby's penis in a circular motion followed by a $30 dollar fee. Only available on Saturdays at the local synagogue.

Rabbi Epstein: *Begins using scissors to cut the boy*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*

by TheCheff March 5, 2020

Saturn 17

the apparent unpopular lgbt musician who writes lesbian love songs.

me: "do you listen to Saturn 17?"
my queer friends: "no."
me: "well...you better."

by YourGayFather September 9, 2021