The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.
You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.
You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
Couch Sassing
This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick
3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.
Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!
RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG
Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick
3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.
Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!
RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG
Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
by V1K1NG June 13, 2013
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A term for when a man is giving sass but also being a dick. It can be said to males or females, but when directed at a person of the male species, it also refers to a man giving sass/ speaking through his dick (and no one wants that)
by Incline69 September 7, 2021
Get the dick sass mug.When you criticism someone in a way that isn't serious, you're being sarcastic. Especially when you make it really obvious to the person that you're just having some fun and don't mean what you say. Online, often emphasised with silly smilies and such!
'Oh look at them, lurking in the chat room, hiding from the rest of us!' :)
This is silly sass.
This is sissy sassing someone.
This is silly sass.
This is sissy sassing someone.
by Pseydoname April 3, 2015
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An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
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by user24575788 January 24, 2024
Get the ryan sass mug.Attitude, mouthing off, not backing down to the man, putting the smack down, opening a can of Bruce Lee.
1. “Did you hear Spencer on the radio? He totally had that sass”
2. “There he goes again huh, he’s always givin em the sass”
2. “There he goes again huh, he’s always givin em the sass”
by Spencerhassass October 10, 2023
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