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surging sanders

n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"

(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)
The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.
by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020
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Mekai Sanders

When you are piping down a girl while she is strap on fucking a trans gender. Usually requires a black guy who can’t swim
by If U.K. it jezzz February 25, 2018
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dirty sander

The dirty Sander is when a male above the age of 18 but under the age of 20 sneaks into a zoo to the monkey pen. He the proceeds to make a very explicit video with the animals and spams it all over social media so his friends and family adore him.
Did you see his phone hhas the latest camera so he went to the zoo and preformed a dirty sander
by Judgey__02 April 19, 2020
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jeff sanders

When a male concentrates a large sum of his latent energy while doinking a whamen. This creates a force so deadly that when released the whamen will not know what hit her, unless she asks. If she does just tell her semen.
Shit Craig! You really fucked me up with that Jeff Sanders you just pulled!!!!! OHHHH YEAHHHH
by The Vagoo Snatcher September 18, 2017
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Cop sanders

A cop sanders is a pedofile who works for a security company Thant’s pretends to be police. They usually drop the soap on purpose in jail.
That old dude is a cop sanders
by The Roman sex God January 15, 2020
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Greasy sander

When you go to KFC with your girl and you get the 12 piece bucket of chicken.and once you finish eating the chicken you stick your greasy fingers in your girls anus.
Man i gave tanisha a greasy sander yesterday
by MountainDewDrinker69 January 12, 2023
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The Bernie Sanders

When a rich girl gets straight knocked up by some broke ass nigga livin on welfare and foodstamps causing her own tax dollars to pay for her child support.
The Bernie Sanders claims another hoe thanks to Jaquan's inability to wrap his beef.
by TwatCannon August 4, 2016
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