salem

fat fucking cat.

salem is fat as fuck get her on a diet.

by delulu69 February 11, 2025

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Salem Techsperts

The greatest technician that’s ever lived.

Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.

by Rafitimba June 11, 2024

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People named Salem are stubborn whores but they are always there for their friends. Even when their friends beg them to stop being there they refuse to leave because of their self-proclaimed sexy-stubbornness. (Jensen Ackles moment). They are usually addicted to one show and have one friend who is incessantly worried for their state of mind. They are obsessed with helping assholes who don’t deserve it. They hate themselves but their handful of buddies love them more than anything.

Who is that Dean Winchester clone who keeps trying to jump off a bridge and maintain sexy-stubbornness?

Oh, that whore? We love them. That’s Salem.

by dean winchester loves cock November 22, 2021

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salem's love

kei. my pride and joy, my other half, mi media naranja

oh, yeah? well ... my love is better than salem's love..?

by divinitezz May 29, 2024

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Salem

The hottest mf out there, He's so hot and cute. He has a really adorable face, He's a little broken and he easily cries but he's worth it.

Salem is so hot wtf

by ManEatingPuppy November 21, 2021

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Salem's the type of guy to put a ruler on his pillow to measure how long he sleep. Nonetheless, he is the charm of every room hes in. Every girl falls for him. Literally. Also he loves to SMD.

Ah hello Salem

by Flloyd_Jondt December 6, 2021

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