The act of pulling your gilfriend's tampon string out of her bloody vagina with your teeth like a fish biting a hook, and then slapping your gilfriend in the face with the bloody tampon with it still in your teeth.
Jimmy: Wow samantha your face is really red!
Samantha: Yeah because Robert did some swedish fishing last night
Samantha: Yeah because Robert did some swedish fishing last night
by Dick Sucker. MD September 25, 2011
first, the girl must be wearing a viking helmet, then you have to do her in the ass while saying "ROW" every time you thrust, and when you finish you scream "VALHALLA" and donkey punch her in the back of the head with a fish.
Dude I cant Believe your sister let me give her a Swedish Tickler last night, best use of fish ever.
by whatevermanificatioin May 05, 2011
I was getting a bj the other day and ended up going in too far and ended up getting Swedish Leftovers.
by Wønderbread January 24, 2010
The Swedish Sauna is somewhat like the Dutch Oven, but instead of farting when in bed with another person, you fart while showering with another person. It generally smells worse, despite being watered down. It is also much more unforgivable than the Dutch Oven.
by FartConnoisseur April 17, 2011
You take an ikea table and flip it on its side...then make your partner fuck the table leg and listen through the top of the table.
by Doctor cocktor September 22, 2014
by Banks12345 February 22, 2021
The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.
Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.
Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.
Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.
by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011