first, the girl must be wearing a viking helmet, then you have to do her in the ass while saying "ROW" every time you thrust, and when you finish you scream "VALHALLA" and donkey punch her in the back of the head with a fish.
Dude I cant Believe your sister let me give her a Swedish Tickler last night, best use of fish ever.
by whatevermanificatioin May 29, 2011

I was getting a bj the other day and ended up going in too far and ended up getting Swedish Leftovers.
by Wønderbread January 24, 2010

The act of pulling your gilfriend's tampon string out of her bloody vagina with your teeth like a fish biting a hook, and then slapping your gilfriend in the face with the bloody tampon with it still in your teeth.
Jimmy: Wow samantha your face is really red!
Samantha: Yeah because Robert did some swedish fishing last night
Samantha: Yeah because Robert did some swedish fishing last night
by Dick Sucker. MD September 24, 2011

The Swedish Sauna is somewhat like the Dutch Oven, but instead of farting when in bed with another person, you fart while showering with another person. It generally smells worse, despite being watered down. It is also much more unforgivable than the Dutch Oven.
by FartConnoisseur May 6, 2011

After ejaculating inside a girl you go down on her to suck out, zamboni, or "plumb" your semen so she doesn't get pregnant
by Flymeby April 9, 2015

The sexual act of pulling out right before you finish, breaking your partner's leg and then shitting in his/her eye.
Guy: Hey babe, you have fun last night?
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.
Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.
Girl: Yeah, until you gave me that God damn Swedish Pirate.
Guy: Let's hook up again tomorrow night.
Girl: No!
Guy: Why?
Girl:....Well ok. I'll bring lube.
by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

by Banks12345 February 21, 2021
