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dutchman's swallow

A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.
that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!
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swallow the bird

To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.
He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.
by CatwomanRuler April 22, 2020
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swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.
I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!
by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017
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wilson swallow

A Wilson swallow is a guy named Phil who will slob the knob of a quarterback named Russell
Can’t believe your a Wilson swallow
by Boonshanka November 17, 2019
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High Swallowing

The act of being naked on a roof with friends.
Boy, high swallowing with Claire and Scarlett last night was great because roofs are fantastic, and so are boobs!
by Santiago Montillado December 28, 2011
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gay swallower

IT'S A GAY GUY THAT GIVES HEAD AND SWALLOWS.
LAST NIGHT I MET MIKE AT THE BAR AND HE GAVE ME HEAD AND SWALLOWED.. HE IS A GAY SWALLOWER.
by BAXTER SENDLBECK May 3, 2018
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A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.
"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"
by Namonya March 5, 2021
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