texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow

he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021

swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

dutchman's swallow

A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.

that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!

by dad that has too much too drin May 23, 2018

swallow the bird

To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.

He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.

by CatwomanRuler April 22, 2020

elephant swallow

When you swallow a guys jizz and then spit it back in the guys mouth.

The girl was so turned off by the taste of his semen that she elephant swallowed after blowing him.

by Nyccompany November 14, 2016

Septic Swallow

When a guy is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and you're sucking him off and swallowing his cum.

I was giving him a septic swallow, and his shit sprayed all over my face!

by WhipPoorWill12 July 13, 2019

swallow master

An elite cock sucker who always does three things except under uncontrollable circumstances:

Will not stop until you are completely spent
Will never miss a single stroke
Will never spill even one drop of evidence

Be careful man, she's a swallow master. You don't want to catch any feelings.

by Hoosierdaddy1 December 11, 2022