Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012
Get the Turkey Surfingmug. by Abzeichen April 10, 2019
Get the Wiki-surfingmug. When you’re with every person in a friend group and do this to many groups. You go from group to group being with every member in it. Most people do this for attention or revenge.
Friend: Did you hear?
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.
by hazyful June 4, 2021
Get the Group Surfingmug. To take someone else's joke and add to it in order to create a running joke. This is done repeatedly by Dara O'Briain on Mock The Week but has been observed on several other panel shows including Have I Got News For You. It also happens on The Last Leg, particularly by Josh Widdicombe.
by Myriadicus June 5, 2016
Get the joke surfmug. by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016
Get the concrete surfingmug. A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.
What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017
Get the surfing the wormmug. by DumbBit September 22, 2019
Get the prop surfingmug.