Snily

What? No. Jily. You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach. What is wrong with you. What made you look at this? You trying to ship Lily and Sniv? No.

Do you watch Harry Potter? Yes! What's your favorite ship? Snily<3!!! hahahhaha. no.

by agyarius May 21, 2021

Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022

Sunglasses Affect

The sunglasses affect is a condition involving people who wear sunglasses, and the consequences of such can apply to both sexes. There is a general rule that people who wear sunglasses look more attractive. This applies especially to females. Males viewing a female or vice versa may think that the person wearing sunglasses is attractive, when in reality they may not be. This can be particularly devastating and emotionally crippling when the person you are staring at turns out to be not attractive. However, if the person is actually as attractive as the sunglasses hint at, the results are most satisfying. Hence, the sunglasses affect can be both positive and negative, but it is generally linked to the negative side.

sunglasses affect

by gbullets June 20, 2010

wearing your sunglasses at night

Doing a good Cory Hart impression, either as a gag or by inadvertantly affecting his style.

Ahahaha! That was a funny-ass Cory Hart impression, dude. You were truly wearing your sunglasses at night!

That guy totally looks like Cory Hart. He's really wearing his sunglasses at night.

by Lawrence Heimann October 3, 2006

Sunflower Seed

When one ejaculates into his palm then makes a fist with that hand. The fist is then inserted into a vagina or anus and then the hand is opened, looking like a sunflower and delivering the seed.

Last night I gave my girl friend a sunflower seed, I don't know if she was more upset about my fisting her or the jizz coming out of her ass 5 hours later.

by goldteeth0 March 1, 2013

sunglasses

Euphemism for erection, used on the Muse website by adorers of Matt Bellamy when looking at pictures of him with an erection.

Oh my god! Sunglasses alert!! I love that pic of Matt's sunglasses!! He must have been really pleased to see some lucky girl!!

by matthewslover April 8, 2005

Armenian Sunblock

Verb and noun. When you approach a woman lying on her stomach at the beach and offer to put sunblock on her back. She agrees, but rather than reach for the tube of Coppertone, you quietly and quickly rub one out onto her back and apply.

I was chillin' at Zuma Beach and that damn Hagop tricked me into an Armenian Sunblock again.

by elhelmete September 28, 2011