Chunky squirel

chunky squirel is a pokemon that is chunky he runs around like a fat pig and eats nuts the size of jj's forehead

you just caught chunky squirel

by chunkluke June 14, 2020

squirrel's nest

A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.

Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.

by Monte Pace April 26, 2008

squirrel handed

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

by omg! September 19, 2003

Squirrel

Brown furry Douchebags, may look cute but they will rule The universe in 15 years

Hey look a squirrel! Oh, its building a warmachine

by WouldyouF May 20, 2019

punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

by @The Hojer December 8, 2015

squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

by Schnooge July 9, 2004

Squirrel Tap

This occurs when a man hits another man in the nuts.*

*See Doink

Chad was being a dick, so when the lights went out Brett gave him a squirrel tap.

by Rufflebumm December 8, 2004